So, do you want the bad jokes or the Bad (wink, wink) jokes? So, to be blunt, most of my favorite jokes are either dirty or very not PC. Also, I feel as a natural blonde (no longer under red hair dye) that it is OK for me to make blonde jokes, so there are an unfortunately large amount of jokes for that too. Needless to say, my favorite blonde jokes are even less clean/PC. You've been warned.
1. The Red Banana Joke. This is one of the kings of the long joke theme for me. One of my friends told me this joke except all of the locations were changed. Unsurprisingly, the last location was frat row at his university. If you are a better joke teller than I, it can be a lot of fun. Me? I do much better on the shorter jokes.
2. The Mongol Horde Joke. Similarily long, but this one makes my history friends happy. The variant I've heard is very slightly different. Definitely not PC in today's world.
3. Not so much a joke as a funny video. Cats in Water. Like many things on the Internet, don't read the comments. They are just not safe.
4. How about those blonde jokes. They are not PC or clean in almost any way. Try this one: What's the difference between a male blonde and a female blonde? Female blonde has a higher sperm count.
5. Or maybe this one? What was the deaf blonde sitting on the newspaper? She was lip reading.
6. The Ultimate Dog Tease. Umm, yeah, video, but it is still funny (what, this was way better than pranks).
7. Now one of my friends from after college liked to tell this joke about a rock. I'd link to it, but I've never been able to find it. Like the first two jokes, it is definitely on the long side. Do you know how hard it is to find a joke only knowing, "Rocks don't move"? Definitely hard.
8. Back to the blonde jokes. What? I don't have a lot of content to work with here. What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown? Artificial Intelligence.
9. Also not a joke, but hey, it is also isn't a video! Try this from Not Always Romantic.
10. It's cute, not a joke and still a video. Sorry. But I didn't want to subject you to a long blonde joke. The short ones are bad enough.
Oh, and that moustache? That was the moustache I wore for Pirates of Penzance. I'm donating the boots and throwing out the moustache. It's just not worth moving it all the way to Kentucky.
