I feel like I'm going to be hit with a big check at any moment for even thinking those words.
I have been going through my stash (yeah, sock yarns for the masses), and here are the prizes:
For the person who is closest to guessing the correct date:
Fiber Optic Footnotes, Gypsy (One of a Kind Batik), 80% superwash merino-20% nylon, 420 yards/4 ounces
For a random person from all of the commenters:
Alchemy Juniper (2 skeins), Autumn Ecstasy, 232 yards/50g skein, 100% superfine merino
Of course, I reserve the right to find an awesome-r skein from my stash (like Wollmeise if I haven't hidden it so well I cannot find it) and sub in.
I'm only taking entries to the end of the month (because it just isn't fair for someone to see a status update later and enter with better knowledge). Sock yarns for all!