Look at the video (yes, blame my friends for this one). You are getting sleepy. You are getting weird.
Yeah, I am knitting, but I am only knitting over part of my commute every third day or so and at night while we are watching anime. It is taking me 15-20 minutes to do a row of the lace pattern, so I figure I will have something worth showing in about 2 weeks. More quickly if I decide that I no longer love the Dragon Quest IX and instead want nothing more to do than knit, knit, knit.
My lunch breaks are spent on cross-stitch and thinking about dessert and seeing if I can cause earworms, because I am evil. Cross-stitch takes longer than knitting, so there is really nothing to show there either!
