Umm, so I spent Saturday and Sunday ripping out and restarting the scarf. I finally figured out the right pattern, and then went to the site where I had printed it out on Thursday.
It's been fixed. It's glorious and fun. I'd say everyone should make one, but that kind of thinking has kept me miles away from the Clapotis and the Jaywalkers. So, if you have about 800-1000 yards of laceweight and don't want to make another shawl, go check out Swiss Cheese. It's not difficult, the result is pretty snazzy (even in its partially completed state), and it does a great job with some of the weirder variegated yarns.
Need proof? Well, here's mine. Now given that I started before the correction was posted, I did rip out a few times. The yarn stood the test pretty well, though there are areas that I am hoping a good blocking will help even out. But it is gorgeous and unlike any Swiss cheese I'd actually eat (can you imagine eating Swiss cheese in purple, brown, yellow and gold?).
Of course, it will likely take more than just a couple of weeks to knit this. I just need to find a couple of smaller projects (ignoring the other 8 projects I have on the needles for a moment) to do alongside this.